watermelon pit spitter

its a disturbing , offense slang word for a black person

Omfg your such a fucking watermelon pit spitter

by scucato May 12, 2011

Urban dic spitter

A person that rejects potential Urban Dictionary definitions

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by MrGS March 9, 2013

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

spitz

sunflower seed brand, they come in sunflower and pumpkin seeds.

what do you keep spitting out?

spitz sunflower shells, im eatin sunflower seeds.

by chuck12345 January 2, 2009

spitzered

The act of vehemently accusing and or chastising someone for a behavior or action, then doing the very same thing when they turn their back.

Former Governor Elliot Spitzer Prosecuted Prostitution rings, and customers; all while using them himself for the past decade. Each of the persons prosecuted were "spitzered."

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

by harryresh April 25, 2010

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007