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Sperm Skates 

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
Sperm Skates by Salient1503 March 21, 2011

sperm thinner 

Term for the popular citrus soda, Mountain Dew.

The term is meant to emphasize the myth that if a man drinks too much Mountain Dew he will end up sterile.

Coined in 2011
Hey, will you grab me a sperm thinner out of the cooler?

Sperm Herder

One handed player of the pink flute
"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"
Sperm Herder by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011

Sperm-Pissing 

1: The act of a male cumming such a large amount that a stream of sperm forms as if you are urinating.

2: When a girl expels a large amount of semen from her vagina
Ex 1: I was looking at pictures of Eva Angelina last night and out of no where, I started Sperm-Pissing.

Ex 2: I came inside of Christina on accident and she started Sperm-Pissing it back at me.
Sperm-Pissing by A lL lP H A January 10, 2012

Sperm Shuttle 

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.
Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.
"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."
Sperm Churning by Bananamal September 1, 2013