Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD

Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 7, 2023

spanish shower

To puke during sexual act, or vomit on somebody else's genitals with sexual pourposes.

Hey, girl, let's do a spanish shower? You puke on my chest while I jerk off.

Another example:
You throw up on my dick! Now lick it bitch!

by sblerghs March 10, 2003

Jungle Spanish

jungle spanish (lower class, dirty spanish) is usually spoken by dominicans, puerto ricans, cholos (l.a. hispanics) and cubans. Jungle Spanish consisits of english and U.S. ghetto slang mixed with spanish.

it is looked down upon regular spanish speakers

"yo vato loco, whatchu be sayin about my jaina, ese!"; a great example of jungle spanish

by caliiiforniaaalooove October 6, 2010

Spanish Inquisition

A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"
<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

by SaleenS7TT April 8, 2008

Spanish Grasshopper

A happy Grasshopper example scream the word out the window ! Spanish Grasshopper!

The Spanish Grasshopper was sleeping in the tunnel .

by Darkstar281968 November 14, 2018

Spanish Frog

Spanish frog the guy in you class who is a complete retard and has little to no mates and watches granny porn the fucking weirdo

Holy shit the Spanish frog is such a fucking retard

by BIG SUE FROM DOWN THE ROAD November 19, 2018

Spanish Wheelbarrow

When you go home with a fat Spanish girl and you have to put her legs on your shoulders in a heaving motion.

So last night Paul and Monica went back to her apartment for the night after a riveting Tinder Date.

Monica: "Hey Paul, ever done the Spanish Wheelbarrow?"

Paul: "You know I can't do that again, I haven't got the chest muscles for it!"

Monica: sighs.

by BumTickle June 10, 2018