Person1:dude the other day my mom found my money stash
Person 2:what did she do with it
Person 1:she bought me a wallet with it for me and spent all of it
Person 2:UwU sour MOMMY!!!!!!!!
Person 2:what did she do with it
Person 1:she bought me a wallet with it for me and spent all of it
Person 2:UwU sour MOMMY!!!!!!!!
by “UwU sour mommy” creator ilk March 22, 2022

by WatchingTheWorldBurn January 30, 2017

An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.
by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014

by uniquefloria July 20, 2021

by Sourcreammoin March 18, 2020

Thomas: Did you have sex with that beast that you brought home last night?
Tim: Yes, her sour meat curtain wrapped my penis like a warm flap-jack on sunday!
Tim: Yes, her sour meat curtain wrapped my penis like a warm flap-jack on sunday!
by Thomas hagins, Chris Crisler, Chip Cross April 12, 2008

by dan koert January 21, 2009
