Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.

"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"

by Ceita May 2, 2022

soggy nuggie

When a male dips his balls into Chick-Fil-A sauce and teabags a woman.

Dude....I met up with Chrissy last night and gave her a soggy nuggie! She licked it all off.

by Rm2100 October 17, 2017

soggy trump

when a group of guys and girls play with themselves until soemone screams pussy and shits themselves .

wanna come over so we can get in bed and do some soggy trump

by Soggy Trump 586- 687-5467 February 15, 2017

Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

Soggy vagina

Super moist wet saturated vagina

The girl i hooked up with had a soggy vagina

by That1b1tch2790 April 20, 2021

soggy tosser

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

by HARDNORMALDADDY November 3, 2015

Soggy William

A wet Willie but swap the saliva with vagina juice.

He was being a dick, so I gave him a Soggy William to shut up.

by FrostyJ007x June 13, 2020