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Snowflakeservative 

Blend of Snowflake and Conservative. The word means "whiny conservative".
Conservative: Haha, you libtards are such snowflakes!
Me: Look, a gay man getting married!
Conservative: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ABOMINATION!!!!!!! STATES' WIGHTS!!!!! WELIGIOUS WIBERTY!!!!!!!! GOD'S WRATH!!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Me: Haha, you're such a Snowflakeservative.

Conservative: Merry Christmas!
Me: Happy Holidays!
Conservative: WAAAAAAHHHHHH! WAR ON CHWISTMAS!!!!!
Me: *walking away* Once again, another Snowflakeservative...

Snowmakers 

People who make snow on ski trails. Defender of Mother Nature. Until she gets in there way. Able to control an entire mountain. Most believe in Fletchanism. They are Also known as Snow gods. For they themseleves play god to those who worship them!
THere would be no skiing if not for Snowmakers
Snowmakers by Snow God November 30, 2006

Snow Flake

When a chic gets cum in her hair after giving a wonderful BJ .. then passes out, finds the cum the morning after and picks it out causing a snow flake effect..
read definition ...of snow flake
Snow Flake by wthail February 9, 2010

Snowflaking 

The act of using Logical Fallacies (e.g. Straw Man Arguments, False Equivalencies, etc.) to generate a perceived slight which is used by the author to manufacture personal outrage and mount a vitriolic defense against something they themselves invented. Often used on Social Media platforms and in online forums as a form of Trolling.

Also see: Snowflake, Attention-Whore
Actual Example:
Initial Comment: Imagine if all of this effort and passion resisting Equity policies was actually put toward creating a system that supported our BIPOC community.

SF Response: I don’t have to answer questions. Especially not to people who respond with racism. I’m just a racist apparently. Love tonight’s equity meeting. It showed just how racist this whole thing truly is.

Usage in a sentence: "Wow, did you catch her response? We were talking about racial equity and she just started snowflaking that everyone was calling her a racist because she was against it. Where the fuck did that come from?!
Snowflaking by Maudite June 9, 2021

Snowsnake 

An alcoholic shot: 1 part Gin, 1 part Everclear, 1 part Lemon Juice
Pour me a Snowsnake.
Snowsnake by Teddy Shlew December 12, 2012

snowflaked

The act of a male ejaculating on his own face.
Jordan Koubsky snowflaked himself before bed.
snowflaked by LesbianTweets May 4, 2015

Snowflaking The Teapot 

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.
Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in