smooch dat cooch

when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory

- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!

- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…

by ball.sucker December 7, 2022

smoochiepie

extremely hot and sexy name for an extremely hot and sexy person, this usually is used by a boyfriend to a girlfriend, also refers to the fact that the male thinks the female has great lips and hips

Smoochiepie come over here and let me give that ass a clappin

by The only Cookie Monster February 18, 2023

Coochy Scoochin

The female version of cock blocking

Girl you be coochy scoochin!

by trap235 March 31, 2011

Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

Butt smooch

When your rear feels the need to send a kiss into the world in the form of a fart to which can be loud, silent, wet, deadly, toxic, etc. Thus, the butt smooch.

Hey do you smell that? I'm getting light headed.

Yeah, sorry I butt smooched again.

Dude, go get that checked out.

by Tough lips June 3, 2016

Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.

Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.

by ThatReaper May 31, 2018

Tukas Smoocher

/Too-k-has sm-oo-ch-er/

adj. also known as "ass-kisser". A derivative from the yiddish word Tuchus.

A person that "sucks up" to other people or persons in a position of importance or authority ultimately to improve their own standing or advancement. A tukas smoocher has no real marketable skills to speak and uses manipulation of facts and or data, as their primary skill. They are masters of deceit and are not to be trusted under any circumstances.

joe is finance is a first class tukas smoocher, keep your activity and intent close to the vest around him if you want to accomplish anything around here.

by ParaFrogAZ December 9, 2018