Photic Sneeze Reflex

A natural phenomenon in which an individual sneezes or feels compelled to do so shortly after looking at the sun.

see also: ACHOO syndrome

(Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioophthalmic
Outburst Syndrome)

guy #1: Look! Up in the sky!
guy #2: It's a bird!
guy #3: It's a plane!
guy #4: ACHOO!... sorry... Photic Sneeze Reflex.

by Xx13Lucky13xX March 9, 2011

Cheddar Cheese Sneeze

When one bends over and shoots a large burst of cheddar cheese out of their asshole at another person, usually during a sexual encounter.

So I was about to get it on with DeLaney when all of a sudden she gave me a cheddar cheese sneeze! It was such a turn-off.

by BuhBuhBoomer August 18, 2011

Columbian Cat Sneeze

When a person sprinkles cocaine on a female's vagina which is then queefed into the first person's face as they inhale.

I think he caught herpes when he got that Columbian Cat Sneeze from the stripper.

by schmedly June 22, 2010

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

by mr johan January 13, 2009

pussy sneeze

It's similar to a queef but juicier and it's equally as spontanious as a sneeze. One might say an accidental orgasm. Whoops

He looked so hot, I had a pussy sneeze in my pants.

by #stimpy September 19, 2016

Hover a sneeze poo

when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.

"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"

"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"

by porschegt636 February 14, 2012

sneeze jet pee

when you sneeze and you pee faster

i just sneeze jet pee and it felt so good

by buckbuck278 January 28, 2022