crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl.
i almost broke my leg when i tripped over those damn night smurfs. ( commonly used noun to describe africans )
by shnarf May 26, 2008
The ghetto smurf, is an ideal. It shows that men and smurfs can live together, co-exhisting together in the palace they call the ghetto. Together with their technologies they create a better world for the rest of their smurfy kind.
This idealogical haven does have some drawbacks. A massive amount of funds is spent aquiring paint oils in which the slather themselves before a ritual. These rituals praise their demigod mush-mush. Their rituals consist of smurf-tackular womanizing among the human population. When a subject is scored upon a great feast is held. This is obviosly a rare occasion.
The ghetto smurf high priest is normally defined by a birth mark in the shape of a green mushroom.
The ghetto smrufs are often hassled by the human population. Partly because they are blue, and act in frequent bursts of ganster lamarity. Many different tribes of smurf inhabit tea and cookie factories all over the world particularily in india.
Famous smurfs known among us are:
Snap Inlayo
Crackle Ich Us
Pop Spears
as well us Trugfor Buk-Buk the Tea Monster
We have discovered that the Boston Tea Party Act was, infact, a revolt against smurfkind. This insulted them, and drove them into underground mines and tea sweat shops
This idealogical haven does have some drawbacks. A massive amount of funds is spent aquiring paint oils in which the slather themselves before a ritual. These rituals praise their demigod mush-mush. Their rituals consist of smurf-tackular womanizing among the human population. When a subject is scored upon a great feast is held. This is obviosly a rare occasion.
The ghetto smurf high priest is normally defined by a birth mark in the shape of a green mushroom.
The ghetto smrufs are often hassled by the human population. Partly because they are blue, and act in frequent bursts of ganster lamarity. Many different tribes of smurf inhabit tea and cookie factories all over the world particularily in india.
Famous smurfs known among us are:
Snap Inlayo
Crackle Ich Us
Pop Spears
as well us Trugfor Buk-Buk the Tea Monster
We have discovered that the Boston Tea Party Act was, infact, a revolt against smurfkind. This insulted them, and drove them into underground mines and tea sweat shops
Check out that ghetto smurf!!!!!!!
by Ghetto Lance & Michell June 05, 2006
"Samantha is the shortest person ever and should go back to living in that mushroom that she calls a home like the smurfs but she is not blue, she has red hair, damn ginger-smurfs.
by LaSala July 21, 2009
by LeaderofPJFGary July 23, 2011
A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.
by The Phantom Definer January 28, 2005
A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).
by Hot Chocolate December 07, 2006
by Lilgem December 13, 2007