Smart:
Mommy, what are those half-naked women doing on the corner over there? Well honey, they're trying to make money to feed their babies.
Not-so-smart:
Something me and you are probably not.
Something that most people think they are, and guess what, their not. And i can say that cause im 16.
soome prick-ass who thinks they know everything but is probably gonna get fucked up when there 16 b/c they want to be cool.
Mommy, what are those half-naked women doing on the corner over there? Well honey, they're trying to make money to feed their babies.
Not-so-smart:
Something me and you are probably not.
Something that most people think they are, and guess what, their not. And i can say that cause im 16.
soome prick-ass who thinks they know everything but is probably gonna get fucked up when there 16 b/c they want to be cool.
by NeverStopLearning November 9, 2007
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Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!
Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!
by Påsan March 16, 2009
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Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.
Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.
Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.
Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.
Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.
Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.
Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.
Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.
Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.
Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."
by Uncle Lance March 18, 2009
Get the Smart mug.A member of culture in Sharta but what is present day Shitaly during the fifth century B.C.
Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.
In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.
Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.
In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.
King Shartin Fartin, the most feared and respected Shartan, used his mighty strength and his expertise with the Shat Slinger to take down the mighty egshitian Pharaoh King Tootin' Pootin.
by Doodie McFartenstein May 10, 2009
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SmarterChild: Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...
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?Person: Bearded
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?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Osama Bin Laden
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?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Hitler had a moustache
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Smarter Child: OK, whatever.
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?Person: Bearded
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?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Osama Bin Laden
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?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
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?Person: Hitler had a moustache
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Smarter Child: OK, whatever.
by Nikki147019 September 8, 2006
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I am a smart blond: I am taking an AP world hsitory class in 10'th grade with a B average. I am taking latin 3 with an A average. I am taking english with an A average. I am reading Chaucer in middle english for fun. I am an INTP by MBTI typing.
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