sideways sloppy joe

a name for a girls vagina

last night i ate the best sideways sloppy joe ever

by j7j February 27, 2010

Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.

Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"

by Uncle Des July 18, 2009

Sloppy Giuseppe

To cum on one's hand and flick it onto another person using the Italian reasoning gesture.

"I will Sloppy Giuseppe your mother and father", "She got sloppied last night until there was no more reason", "Can I have a sloppy giuseppe please?"

by jironutz October 7, 2012

slippy g

Steven Gerrard

Fuckin slippy G lost liverpool some games on his worst days, but man he was amazing

by BANTZ98 June 12, 2016

Sloppy Drunk

Someone who after indulging in large amounts of alcohol exhibits one or more of the following characteristics; loosing all sense of balance, loss of any sort of mental filter on their mouth, uses excessive cursing, performs lewd dancing, and is usually covered in whatever alcohol they were drinking. These people are usually fun to be around first but in the end are just an embarrassment.

Joe - "Yo man did you see that girl Megan last night?"
Steve - "Yea dude she is such a sloppy drunk, she bumped into me and spilled beer all over herself and then blamed it all on me."

by Jimmy Profs October 26, 2009

turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

Sloppy Poppy

Poppy. But she is very sloppy.

That is pretty much it

omg you have the sloppy poppy touch. ewwwwww

by davey-buzz January 27, 2021