collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."

Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.

by en1ightened August 16, 2006

whitmans sampler

A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.

A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".

Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.

“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”

by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014

slampiece

A woman whom you see across the room who has the physical characteristics that her male counterparts associate with a female in need of getting pounded with the d piece

One of the f 6's favorite hobbies is going to a club and prowlin' on slampieces

by the f 6 October 18, 2010

sampuran

A mad lad who has mad talent and a mad dick

Damn sampuran is so hot Jessica

by The t r u t h September 2, 2019

Samp

Samp is dried corn kernels that have been stamped and chopped until broken but not as fine as Mielie-meal or mielie rice -- 'From wikepedia'

I ate samp with my BBQ sausages

by johnoutthere February 14, 2012

Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

slampiece

A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.

"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."

by Fred November 14, 2003