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skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
by ~Ebony~ December 15, 2008
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Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.
After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
mugGet the Chili Skinmug.

skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013
mugGet the skinning the bearmug.

Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.
Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
mugGet the Moose-Skinmug.

skin of a killer

Skin that sparkles in the sun and gives the illusion of diamonds.
Edward: This is the skin of a killer, Bella.
by Hellotheremate August 9, 2021
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Skin Butter

Cheesy smegma under the male penile foreskin.
I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.

I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
mugGet the Skin Buttermug.

Skin Knott

The Skin Knott. This untraditional art of foreskin tying was made famous in the early 2000's by London, Ontario native Colin M. To successfully perform a skin knott, take your elongated penis foreskin and simply tie it in a knott. Different knotts and styles may be tied depending on the length of your skin. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Wow! What a beautiful skin knott you tied... does it hurt?
by Manness August 18, 2011
mugGet the Skin Knottmug.

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