skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
by ~Ebony~ March 21, 2007
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Skin Nectar

The juices that flow through your pores whilst being caressed by your imaginary friend.
"What's on your face?"
"Oh, just my skin nectar."
by Shaaark January 10, 2017
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Skin Dinner

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
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Skin Missile

A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.
Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!
by Mudknuckle Circus December 03, 2013
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skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.
After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”
by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023
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One Skin

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.
Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?
by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018
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Skin Knott

The Skin Knott. This untraditional art of foreskin tying was made famous in the early 2000's by London, Ontario native Colin M. To successfully perform a skin knott, take your elongated penis foreskin and simply tie it in a knott. Different knotts and styles may be tied depending on the length of your skin. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Wow! What a beautiful skin knott you tied... does it hurt?
by Manness August 15, 2011
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