skinny jeans

Skinny jeans are not only for scene, emo, and punk people.

Nowadays almost everyone owns a pair of skinny jeans!

Skinny jeans became hugely popular last year, and is mostly popular through the 6-12th grade range.

Adults don't typically wear them.

You can buy them in hundreds of different patterns from tons of different stores; from Hollister to Hot Topic.

Emo Kid: OMG Look at that prep wearing skinny jeans! Ugh, those wannabes!
Kid #2: Dude, anyone can wear skinny jeans. Don't be a hater!

by w0000tz i like pie June 1, 2009

skinny

(adj.) Having a lower amount of bady fat than the average in whatever country or province you happen to be in. Many women and tenage girls envy this quality, maybe because of the many problems that can be caused by being overweight and the increase in overweight and obese population in the world.
People who are 'skinny' are sometimes frowned upon. Girls who come naturally with this trait, probably by way of a high metabolism, are normally rather proud.
Needless to say, more extreme versions of this trait are dangerous and unhealthy.

Crazy teenage guy #1 who gets intoxicated every twelve hours: Dude, that girl is so skinny!

Crazy teenage guy #2 who gets intoxicated every twelve hours: Yeah. I bet she's anorexic or summit.

*Teenage girl approaches guys*

Teenage girl: I'm sick and tired of you stupid jerks insulting me every day because of my weight! I know I'm underweight and I've increased my calorie intake so you two can just shut the **** up!

*Girl runs away in a fury*

Crazy teenage guy #2 who gets intoxicated every twelve hours: ...did that just happen?

Crazy teenage guy #1 who gets intoxicated every twelve hours: No, man. Hey, let's go get wasted!

by Kazyan October 21, 2006

Skinny Vanilla

An alcoholic beverage comprised of a mixture of light beer and Smirnoff ice

Enjoy a Skinny Vanilla in Muskoka!

Pigeon Lady Likes Skinny Vanillies

by Lenny Lover July 27, 2009

skinnyd

an older gentleman who is single and flaky, overweight and sloppy

Yo skinnyd whats all that flakes from sup?

by biffordone December 30, 2011

Skinny Lincoln

A Skinny Lincoln is the process of sticking a long, thin, object into one's dick hole

Ex. Old man richard caught the young boy stealing his corn, so he gave him a Skinny Lincoln.

by daprogrammr01 January 17, 2016

skinny chance

when you have a bad chance of something.

Man i had a skinny chance cuz I remember when i was 9 or 10, i was in love with this girl and she didnt' like me and i couldnt date her. Man i had a skinny chance

by AB.D May 31, 2016

spinney felt

A material that can help cure autism and make you feel good, especially in the Gizzards.

Wow, that spinney felt really made me feel tingly inside the old noggin.

by susan rice April 12, 2017