Staffed

This happens when you slap a person in the mouth so hard it causes a serious infection of the knee. Properly named after the quaterback of the Georgia Bulldogs and the ass kicking that he recently recieved.

Did you see when Parker staffed that punk; he can't walk anymore. Or You just got staffed bitch where you goin; NOWHERE!

by Java Juice March 15, 2009

stafok

1. A long stick with a pumpkin on the end generally used for prodding mexican people across the border.

2. A long pole with a pumpkin at its tip.

3. A stick with a large squash on the ned carried by border patrol personel in Mexico.

"Yesterday I had to use my stafok on a old guy cause he was taking to long crossing the border."

by gigas kidoyan May 1, 2009

staffpower

The number of employees in an organization. The size of a company's staff complement.

Gender-neutral version of "manpower"

We lack the staffpower to grow this business: we need to recruit more account reps.

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

Stafuck

Means stop fucking or fucking around.

Billy stafuck jamie!!!

John stafuck and get back to work!

by Sexy&IKnowIt February 5, 2012

Staf

Abbreviation for a Staffordshite Bull Terrior

also abbreviated to Staffie

Look that hooded chav has a wildly out of control staf which he believes makes him look tough.

by skooling dumb fucks October 22, 2012

Sistafy

A sister whooping someone's behind on behalf of her sister for the sake of standing up for her beloved sibling

They still haven't posted the contest results. I think you need to go sistafy their behinds!!!

by JJ5783 November 1, 2012

Sitaylorphille

A person with a strong sexual attraction to donkeys

If one were to have arousal or intercourse with a donkey they would be described as "you're such a sitaylorphille"

by brabra2014 March 12, 2014