shiterature

a bad/disliked book

from the combination of shitty and literature

"The Scarlet Letter is a grade A piece of SHITERATURE!"

by sixthree December 7, 2006

sharpiskian shiter

a rather large and painful poo that results in a spikey stabbing feeling in and around the ASSHOLE!!

" COR BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!! That was one sharpiskian shiter!! like a thousand razor blades stabbin my asshole!! god damn

by the two julies January 29, 2007

shiver

When one throws cold water on their roommates, suitemates, and braaaat. Preferrably a shiver takes place in the shower but sometimes can be seen o nthe shitter.

Josh just got shivered like a huge rook

by d, jt, g unit April 3, 2004

Shimergency

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008

SHIVER

BAMFSOB

Damn that guy is a SHIVER, did you see him whoop all three of those dudes asses?

by ;lkuuverawq June 25, 2009

Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

pee shivers

The inner child in you who think its funny to make you shiver while peeing.

Your a guy, you just woke up and you gotta go real bad, you dash to the bathroom an let flow you waterfall. All of a suddens you feel cold. As you start to shiver your flow is directed all over the bathroom. Damn the pee shivers.

by Mitchell and Ben July 21, 2005