Shamp

To cut hair

My hair is groin so long, I'ma get my mama to shamp me tomorra

by Javissimo June 27, 2020

shagpal

A shagpal is what you call the person you shag for fun with.

You shag, your brother finds them, they have to escape, your brother finds the shagpal and you run away.

"don't tell my brother about my shagpal who's hiding in my closet. I'll have to run"

by Guacamolefish3 August 4, 2020

Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

by Momotash May 16, 2020

Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.

My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.

by DreamingPichu June 2, 2020

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020

Shamp

A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem

A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya

by Bigppdad December 24, 2020