tap sitting

The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.

My friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.

by tapsitter November 4, 2008

Daddy Sitting

a form of baby sitting performed reluctantly by the father that is rarely accepted by the mother

Husband: "Don't worry dear. You go away for the weekend with your girls. I'll be fine daddy sitting!"
Wife: "what did you just say? Looking after your own kids for one freaking weekend shouldn't be hard work!"
Husband: "Whatever!"

by Joe's Problem Is Joe October 15, 2008

Sitting Bull

A sexual move that occurs when a woman in menstruating. While doing the woman from behind, the man sticks two fingers into her vagina and smears the blood across his own cheeks like indian war paint. Similar to "The Pocahontas."

Did you know that Sarah was on the rag? Hell yeah! I stuck my fingers right deep in her and wore that shit like Sitting Bull!

by Big Big Salaam October 4, 2011

FB Sexting

commenting back and forth of two or more parties in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

FB Sexting

Wall Post: Gabe- "I wish you would have come to my tent"

Comments:Allison- "me too, I hear your the best"

Gabe- "there is always next year"

Allison- "I can't wait, your Muay Thai turns me on"

by welterweightpdx August 3, 2010

Business Sexting

A sexual text-message that, if discovered, may not be read into as being sexual, but merely business-related.

My girlfriend found my phone last night. Thank God my secretary and I were only business sexting things like, "Make sure to check in all the drawers for my files," and "I'll be sure to bring cookies to the meeting.

by Savvy Gavy August 3, 2010

sexting

a word that the media made up after some Greensburg Salem school district's principals invaded the students privacy by taking their phone and then felt the need to go through the students messages and then reported it to the police.

i bet our principals feel like badasses now since they got their school on the news for "sexting", when teenagers don't even call it that.

by C523BB January 28, 2009

Sexting

the play-by-play of everything lovelost teenagers dream about but are too self contious to physically do them to anyone but them selves. IT GOES IN AND IT GOES OUT

" so I was sexting suzy the other day and she totally had an orgasm, she texted me five exclamation marks in a row! "

by TAKEAPICTURE June 10, 2009