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Food service Friday 

Sunday.

As the majority of restaurant business is done on weekends, Sunday is typically considered to be the end of the work week.

Blue law areas aside, this is when your servers and cooks get significantly intoxicated at your local watering hole.
This weekend sucked, let's get trashed for Food service Friday.
Food service Friday by 86ed April 16, 2009

Soft Service 

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
Soft Service by Teleutaia February 20, 2010

moon service 

Ordering room service very late . Eating late night in hotel room through room services.
We ordered moon service last night after the party.
moon service by Mookaveli October 12, 2015

lawn service 

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
lawn service by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

broom service 

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
broom service by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

Celery service 

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service
Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!
Celery service by RealOBRav August 22, 2016