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Server Jockey 

It professional whose unending task is to squeeze every once of performance out of aging servers with little or no budget from the bean counters.
"Welcome to the company. As the resident server jockey, you'll be responsible for overseeing the successful rollout of Windows 2008 onto these Pentium II's for our 300 employee branch in Chicago. Any questions...good."
Server Jockey by t1n0 April 10, 2009
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Server Sided

v. When a server for a MMO or other online game is lagging so much that the players think that the game has 'died' or killed it self.
n00b1: what's happening, the games not working.
n00b2: the game Server Sided man, just give up.
Server Sided by jzmajor December 6, 2009

server sex 

an erotic roleplay between most, if not all, members of a server
I made a few new friends while doing some server sex on Discord.
server sex by JaykeBird August 28, 2017

servebot 

A one dimensional tennis player, often 2+ meters in stature and a contributing factor in a player’s ability to generate a serve at Mach 5 speed that often results in an unreturnable winning shot and a frustrated opponent.
I can’t wait to play that servebot again on a slow, clay court with real rallies, chasing down balls and not just blasting serves at 140MPH!
servebot by Ace Freelie June 17, 2021

le server for pals 

a gay ass server made by some idiots and run by frunk honey badgers.
its dumb really.

It has 90% of its people that are not even active.
dad bot is tregga gay.
about at good as cardi B
p1: yo, have you joined le server for pals?
p2: na man that's cringe

TheOfficialFNG Discord Server 

Football talk and Shitposts, innit.
Being Defined as:
TheOfficialFNG Discord Server was on a madness, innit.