It professional whose unending task is to squeeze every once of performance out of aging servers with little or no budget from the bean counters.
"Welcome to the company. As the resident server jockey, you'll be responsible for overseeing the successful rollout of Windows 2008 onto these Pentium II's for our 300 employee branch in Chicago. Any questions...good."
A one dimensional tennis player, often 2+ meters in stature and a contributing factor in a player’s ability to generate a serve at Mach 5 speed that often results in an unreturnable winning shot and a frustrated opponent.
I can’t wait to play that servebot again on a slow, clay court with real rallies, chasing down balls and not just blasting serves at 140MPH!