Semen OD

During the Tribal Ganging banging of the local Sex slaves, a feamle willingly gobbles up the semem of adolesent men causeing her Blood/Semen level to reach a unimaginable amount of 85% which is in essence instead of blood running through her veins the hot thick sticky gooey milky man juice flows through her as swiftly as a river causing her to no longer be able to Taste any kinds of beverages but is given to her by the one-eyed milkman, even that of the strongest alchohal can not be tasted, only the jizzzim from a mans scrotum. This OD makes the female sex slaves no loger human but SEMEN LORDS.

The local sex slave shinaqua SEMEN ODed last night and is now a semen lord.

by Syz3rgY June 12, 2006

Sementics

Antics that lead to the release of semen. This usually involves the genius and mind control of a Deviant Gentleman in his ability to use antics that cause a pretty young lady to help him in the release of his semen.

The Deviant Gentleman used sementics and found that it was a great release from the pressure of the day.

He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.

by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

Snorkeling Semen

When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen

When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

seminerd

see also spelling "seminard"
A student who is part of the GATE/Seminar program, who can be either steriotypically nerdy or just plain smart.

Who is that smart kid? Is he in seminar?
Yeah, he's such a seminerd.

by awst ergj April 3, 2009

Semenstruation

When your having sex with a girl and she starts menstruating and you pull out after leaving a load, and the semen and menstrual fluids start coming out and mixing together making this dirty ass goop.

Also used after calling a guy, usually Korean, Semen. When his name is Simon. It is to take it to a 2nd level of name morphing

Sebastian - yo Semen
Simon - fuck you Sebastard
Sebastian - easy there semenstruation

Simon - i was totally banging this chick when i felt something weird so i pulled out after letting a load in. she semenstruated everywhere.

by Constapator June 17, 2010

semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

by Big Bear July 15, 2003

semen

Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!

Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.

Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!

by Jeffrey Johnson (MJ) October 2, 2005