semen demon

slang term for kid or child .

Her: You have any kids?
Him: No i don't have any semen demons

by Weirdboy11 February 23, 2017

Semen Chris

A fucker whos nickname is "Cumbucket."
He lives in Florida and is part Nude Juniors Rubbin' On Tyler's Cock.

Ha! Look at that Semen Chris

by C.G. February 23, 2005

semen tickle

n (prank): the act of cumming in a person's face-up hand while they sleep and proceeding to tickle their face, causing them to high five their face with a handful of dick spit.

The reason Kelly and I broke up is because of the semen tickle I pulled on April Fool's Day. Still funny.

by wildavjr May 12, 2012

Angel Semen

This is the purest form of semen which is extracted from the highest choir of angels. Typically, angel semen is milked from an angel and then served on top of angel food cake. Many cultures consider angel semen to be delicacy and is generally fit only for Kings, Furors and Kim Jong Il.

I had the best angel semen last night. I shared it with all of my friends. It wasn't gay though, because angels are straight pimps.

by doctorjerkballs January 5, 2012

Semen cookies

A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.

Jim: want some cookies

Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.

by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 1, 2020

semen shit

something to call one of your friends while in a cussing war. degrading them to something quite weird and nasty.

you: douche bag
friend: cunt nugget
your: assfucker
friend: nigga lips
you: semen shit
friend: DUUUDEEE...wtf thats nasty.

by m rose... December 28, 2007

semen seepage

the act of semen escaping from its intended destination. most commonly happens with condoms when u bust ur load and lose firmness. allowing for semen to seep from your happy hat. Another common ordeal is when u have a real vengeful trick that pokes holes in ur happy hats. ultimately resulting in a 9-month trip down the highway from hell that last for 18+ years.

1.fuck i hope that semen seepage that occured in that bitchs twat doesnt result in pregnancy.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.

by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008