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Seasonal Dread

Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\

1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.

2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.

3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.

2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
by scanner_obscura February 26, 2011
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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf March 1, 2011
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Season 2

Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014
Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows
by Snozingly7 April 19, 2023
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sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
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Rutting Season

Usually around spring and summer, where everyone starts getting super sexual and the libido is high. Rutting season is when everyone is super horny and just trying to get it in with one another.
"All these boys are trying so hard with me, it must be rutting season or something smh"

"I'm getting wet dreams every night, I guess it's my rutting season"
by Mosry March 9, 2019
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HoeJacking Season

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”
Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season
by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018
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Deet Season

A period of time where all idiotic, extreme, or outlandish ideas must become a reality. This time period normally lasts three to four days, starting on the second Friday of each month. This time period contains pretty much no sleep, lots of stunts, and borderline illegal pranks to entertain you and your friends. Tbh its just a time set aside to be really retarded.
I normally would not quit my job by shitting on my bosses desk and writing out "I quit" in human feces, but shit, its DEET SEASON BOYS.
by nlmayse July 16, 2018
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