Scrump

A Spontaneous and Carefree hump. When two people suddenly decide to get it on with no regard as to where they are or how many objects they need to sweep off the bosses desk.

" I looked at her... She looked at me... Next thing you know... it's Scrump time!"
" Oh we were scrumping, we didn't care who walked in!"

by Citizen Ziro April 23, 2016

Scrumpin

To be eating fast or in a unusual way on a DELICIOUS food.

I just be scrumpin this shit down.

by chicken nugget king July 1, 2022

scrumping

The act of sucking and humping with in the same setting. A slang word that is less offensive then fucking.

Me and my hoe were scrumping so hard that we popped the water bed.

by PUZ January 25, 2004

scrumping

most like dry sex. mix b/w humping and sex. just with your clothes on. best achieved when the male is in a foldable chair. hehe.

positioning-
guy sits in chair, girl strattles guy. girl rubs her _____ aginst the guy's penis.the guy also does work in this process. while the girl is humping the guy is doing just the same. until their movements are in tune. and both get overly stimulated, hehe

anna-"me and jordan were scrumping the other nite and it was amazing!!"

audrey-"noway??!!! not fair!!...what am i saying? me and ben were doing that last nite too!!!!"

by audrey March 27, 2004

schumpy

Very, very strong marijuana

Something that is very cool

A close friend who is cool and feeling nice (not necessarily) from having had too much schump

My friend John, but not Miles

"what's happening schumpy"
How are you doing you swell person

by Captain Chronic September 10, 2008

Scrumping

the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.

Holy hell!!!! Look at that girl's legs! Her man and her musta been scrumping bad last night.

by N- jiggity dog August 23, 2011

scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

by irrelevant September 13, 2003