Jacob Schmudlach

A very sexy man who isn't gay and loves women and gets them many a time. on average he has 10 or more women at his house at one time and has to hire a personal cum cleaner because of the copious amounts cumming women in his household.

Jacob Schmudlach is so hot and cool!

by schmud November 26, 2021

schmodiggy

expression: used in a group prior to lighting up.

Eng."we are about to have a plendid smoking session!"; Ebnx."we's about to get smoked the fuck up, nigga!"

by Jgut January 30, 2005

schmadiculous

Like ridiculous but EIGHT TIMES WORSE

Yasmin is schmadiculous.

by Iamarealpersonsubmittingthis July 4, 2008

Schmidtiphobia

The Fear Of Balance

Kenny was afraid to stand upon the skateboard becuse he suffers from Schmidtiphobia.

by ChineseCanadian October 29, 2008

schmauder

A boy or girl who used to be unpopular but then became popular.

"Ohh your hangin with Elyssa?? That girl is such a schmauder"

by Pbunk1234 April 7, 2010

Schmadvertising

Schmadvertising is what you call really shit advertising.

It's also a term used to best describe the feeling when the ad industry fucks you over - Advertising, Schmadvertising.

Sorry, I can't meet you tonight. Just been put on a brief, deadline tomorrow. That's just Schmadvertising for you.

by delaforbes June 7, 2011

schmadvertising

The art of producing one execution, having clients buy into it, and see it to completion.

An example would include the legacy tagline, "Coke is it" as an example of schmadvertising.

Coke is what?
It.
Coke is It?
What happened to Pennywise?

by willi shrinx June 7, 2011