No Blow Save

After you go pee and you wash your hands and you can see a little pee ran out, so you don't dry your hands, and instead rub them on your pants to make it seem like water.

John - Dude, you got water all over your shorts.

Peter - Yeah, I No Blow Saved it.

John- Nice.

by Tosh.3.1415 March 25, 2010

Captain Save A Hoe

means to casually utter the word captain in front of your friends with the expectation that they will come save you from a creepy guy you cant seem to ditch.

"Can I get a Captain?!" Jessica
which is code for:"Can I get a Captain Save A Hoe"
Natalie swoops over and takes Jessica away to the bar, leaving the loser who she needed to get away from alone.

by Lynnieee October 24, 2008

Select & Save

Commonly known as Shit & Save, the shop formely known as Nisa was taken over by Shit & Save during the 2008 summer holidays and is now green and shit. Students from King Edwards school now have to be faced with aisles at a stupid angle that completely disorientate you. Its pretty shit. Prices are beyond shit (e.g. Munchies for 59p omgg) and along with the disorientating angled aisles the pears are just shit and are no where near up to standard. Everyone is really confused as to what to call Shit & Save after calling in nisa for so long and its lowering the average gcse grades of the local schools.

Example1:
A: How was shit & save? :/
B: Shit :(

Example2:
'Lets go to Ni...oh man'


Example should include the word "Select & Save"
oh right sorry

by ihateshitandsave October 21, 2008

Captain Save a ho

Everyone has one of these friends: Guy or girl who "calls dibs" on attractive people they don't know so that you, their friend, can't flirt with that person.

When you walk in to the bar he (the Captain Save a ho) says "I like that girl over there" which essentially means "she's mine, you can't talk to her because I might get the courage to talk to her once I'm drunk" He's "savin the ho."

by Briana Rae May 21, 2008

do save the pandas

What hippy-earth-mother babbles about when she's not laughing about cocaine.

Hippy-earth-mother: We should save the north australian tree-frog, but please also do save the pandas.
Stef: What the hell is the powdered white stuff on my shirt.
Hippy-earth-mother: LOLOLOLOLOL! COCAINE!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

Sharnie save

Sharnie save is the act of repeatedly stabbing at the save button on word or a similar programme usally done by blonde/stupid.

me: "dude why are u attempting to sharnie save,it makes u look like a complete tard"
retard: "makes my work get saved better"

by padlock August 31, 2008

Stay Home Save Lives

What we should all be doing 24/7/366 until this freaking pandemic becomes history.

Stay home save lives. Maybe then this will become a thing of the past.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020