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salsaing

When a latino female is on her period.
Maria can i eat your pussy babe?

No Anthony! Im salsaing right now.

Good cause i brought my bag of chips and im ready for a snack.
by ElongD69 May 9, 2018
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Salsa Daddy

Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy
Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"
by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018
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Salesian High School

Students learn from watching Kung Fu Panda and Shrek in class and throwing bottles and fruit snacks across the room all while having a smile on their faces. It’s a place where the kiddos talk about the Edge Wattah Fire house all day and about taking the city firefighter exam which 99% of them fail. Also it’s where you get a DT for not having a belt or ID, and get suspended for eating in class even when other kids are eating too, if you aren’t on the baseball team that is!
It is also a place where the Salesian baseball team have more privileges and more respect than the Student president, and they are highly underrated! They go on expensive Florida trips every year instead of buying new school buses or baseball gear, and profit from AM Salesian shoutouts and money from the girls at Preston who chip in.
Dean: Yo, give me your phone from your pants pocket, and your shoes are untied which counts as 2!

Salesian Student: Why am I getting a detention, but someone else is using their phone and have a hoodie on?

Dean: Don’t you see the words on his hoodie“Salesian High School Baseball Team”? I don’t want to hear it, I’m not playin. So stop talkin!
by Naseem3 February 14, 2020
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Salsawi

He is one of a kind and very friendly. Usually cares and loves people that are close to him but he is not someone to mess with cause he can turn savage on you even if you think you are close. Very intelligent but he is way too lazy to work on his full potential. Loves keeping memories and good at photography. Build up a great relationship and very loyal.
Be a salsawi but try to avoid laziness
by Salsawi June 13, 2020
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Vaginal Sales Represenative

A person who oversees the sale and distribution of vaginas.

see: pimp
Hooker: Half of my money goes to my vaginal sales represenative!

Guy1: you mean your pimp?

Hooker: yes!
by Mikeunlimited04 September 29, 2008
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Evaporating Sales Virus

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.
Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.
by alienevil June 11, 2009
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itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'
Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"
by burgerlurker February 10, 2015
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