by Badmanh May 27, 2016
Get the Safety windmillmug. A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium
by Cmmncnts May 10, 2018
Get the safety whoremug. A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021
Get the Safety baby daddymug. A smiley within a text that is only there to make a negative or mean remark seemingly less bad. Often used by passive-aggressive people.
by Nick_knock April 7, 2022
Get the Safety Smileymug. A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the a**h**e safety-netmug. A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.
I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
by manifestatate January 6, 2012
Get the Safety Drinkmug. A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
by TiggyMima September 10, 2016
Get the safety unicornmug.