Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.

Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.

by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011

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Sexy Saturday

The fanfic.

Shell, Link, and the snake created a tradition known as Sexy Saturday.

by McNugget5 March 23, 2019

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Saturday Night Outfitters

A place where dope dudes gear up for adventure.

Nicky went to Saturday Night Outfitters prior to his Mount Everest expedition in order to make sure he was the coolest dude there.

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saturday night fish fry

A large party in New Orleans where they fry fish on a saturday night as the name suggests

If you are a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019

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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019

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