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Definitions by TheMask00_1

Haven site master 

The ultimate council estate boss. The type that owns the Haven caravan site. Usually defined by the nameKacey-Leigh” or “Tanya-Jade”. Has to shout their 9 kids at a minimum of 245 decibels - enough for their voice to cause a 6.8 magnitude earthquake.
Orrrrr nahhh, look at that haven site master over there

Saturday 12th April 

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.
No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April