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Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.

No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April

by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025

Haven site master

The ultimate council estate boss. The type that owns the Haven caravan site. Usually defined by the name “Kacey-Leigh” or “Tanya-Jade”. Has to shout their 9 kids at a minimum of 245 decibels - enough for their voice to cause a 6.8 magnitude earthquake.

Orrrrr nahhh, look at that haven site master over there

by TheMask00_1 May 11, 2025