Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,

you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome

by JustRevan December 06, 2018

Emir Syndrome

Emir Syndrome is basically a syndrome that one can have. Person with Emir Syndrome will never look at chat or messages you send, even if they do they won't pay any attention.
Basically a person with this syndrome will send same thing you sent to them or in group chat right after you or someone sent it and act like you/them didn't.
It comes from guy named Emir who used to do this all the time.

Person 1: *sends a meme*
Person 2: HAHAHAHA, that is such a good meme.
Person 3: Omg, never laughed so much in my life.
Person with syndrome: *send the exact same meme*
Person 1: Dude you have Emir Syndrome, stop it...

by Floks April 27, 2021

Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.

Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."

by franzthegreymonkey August 16, 2010

Rita syndrome

When you have a lot of internet tabs open and won't close them because you might use them later.

Damn Carl has 54 tabs open he must have The Rita Syndrome

by Rita The teacher May 21, 2021

Sage Syndrome

When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.

Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"

by Spudasaurus March 26, 2011

toosier syndrome

Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.

‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome’

by sparklygurl April 12, 2020

[ho syndrome]

when a person is such a whore that people are afraid to get close to that person because they might contract STDs or other skank- related diseases.

i think i would have gotten ho syndrome if i was any closer to them

by the_awesomeness January 22, 2009