FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.

I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.

by JAD1965 November 14, 2009

piece of shit scared shitless

Josh Hawley

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!

by Big D- July 22, 2022

Scarecrow

Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.

Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."

by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008

scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

by wipe my butt March 18, 2005

Scare-ho

A scare-ho is a very frail skinny white or spanish girl that slightly resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz. Except a scare-ho puts a lot of cocks in their mouth/vagina/ass etc.Also synonomous with the female name Tara.

Wow that scare-ho has had a lot of cocks in her mouth.

by Mike Pelosi June 27, 2007

scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

by troubledemon November 24, 2009

Sarett

a jewish boy that likes to talk about his russian girlfriend Helga

I wish i was like sarett

by andy ray January 19, 2017