Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016

Stealth bomber

while fucking your gf from behind text your friend whos hiding in the closet and summon him. He will stealthily approached your gf and shit diahorea all over her head then stealthily disappear.

My friend did a stealth bomber on my gf last night, it was awesome!!

by sexfiend111 June 23, 2010

Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!

Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)

by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021

Cocaine Stealth Mission

An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.

Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.

by Momaud August 10, 2023

Stealth Bombing

Is commonly mistaken for when someone has done a silent yet incredibly bad smelling trump. however means when someone has "dropped off the radar" or in other words is unable to be contacted due to them appearing to be excluding a group of people for an unknown reason, be it due to an argument or the person in question having just changed. etc.

Dave: Colin you heard from John recently??
Colin: No mate hes been ignoring my texts... looks like he's stealth bombing us at the moment..

by Lolage... July 2, 2010

Food Stealth

Stealthy food, as in it's sneaky.

"He is to be charged of food stealth, your honour."

by H. E. L. P. M. E John January 27, 2023