Skip to main content

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) 

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.
eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!
Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) mug front
Get the Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) mug.
See more merch

Square one 

When you messed up big time with a friend and now you are back from where y’all started. You gotta start the WHOLE friendship over
Nah bruh that’s fucked up, we at square one now
Square one by Mamadukes7702 November 3, 2018

Moore Square 

Ghetto bus station in downtown Raleigh NC. Where all the homeless people hang out.
When I got off the bus at Moore Square, about a million homeless people asked me for money.
Moore Square by radrab May 18, 2009

Cry Square 

When a group of friends surrounds a friend, usually in a square formation, hitting/kicking them until they cry.
Christina can't come over tonight?!??!

No Carly, so next time we see her, we will cry square that whore
Cry Square by bitcheslovesmileys November 21, 2010

You're so square 

To say someone is square means they follow trends and aren't a greaser.
Johnny: You're so square Tom!
Tom: At least I ain't a greaseball
You're so square by Thoboi August 13, 2018

Tiananmen Square Massacre

Tiananmen Square Massacre, this text has been deleted

square love 

Square Love is defined as "Love between a square guy and a square girl""... such as: the type to marry, have kids with, to be exclusive to eachother. Non Square Love is a Pimps Love: The kind where sharing his woman with others in exchange for money, without any negative consequences, is a clear example of non-square love.
A clear example of Square Love is The Brady Bunch. A clear example of non-square love is: a Pimp and his hoes.
square love by BZBEEZ June 1, 2009