Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

Korekiyo Spaghetti

Korekiyo Spaghetti is the finest spaghetti out there, It was made by the one and only korekiyo himself. he loves to make it and eat it.

Korekiyo Spaghetti is fine dining.

by your average kork kin June 12, 2021

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.

She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

Spaghetti O'd

That red ring you get around your cock when you fuck your girl on her period.

"Bro, wtf. I fucked my girl last night and it left a red ring around my cock" "Dude, you got Spaghetti O'd"

by Rock out with your Bagina out June 16, 2020

spaghetti duo

BEST DUO (REAL)

"spaghetti duo is the best duo"
"I agree"

by grogmister October 20, 2021

A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it

"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"

by G. O April 21, 2016