tyrannosaurus specs

The bigger, the smarter.
Giant glasses worn by nerds, John Denver, or the new wave kids of 2010. These glasses have no value attracting others sexually, or any type of compliment to ones face whatsoever.

Please do not wear Tyrannosaurus specs anymore. I would provide an example, but that would involve further knowledge of these glasses. I'm going to just Fahrenheit 451 this shit and YOU, just forget you ever read this definition and JUST stay away from over sized bifocals.

by pseudonimrod July 27, 2010

Cleveland Special

When you shove chicken grease in your urethra and your partner gives you blow job until you release the grease.

Dude I gave my girlfriend the Cleveland special last night.

by THEPINNAPPLE May 11, 2016

$7.82 Special

Spectacular cunnilingus while on a couch or loveseat. She will melt so far down into the couch, she'll find $7.82 in change, and 3 old remotes.

"Wow, I didn't think he could get much better, but Alex gave me the $7.82 special and I am still shaking."

by microdick July 9, 2009

The T.Burns Special

One of the best positions out there and you don't have to be a yoga master to pull off this beauty. Girl lies on her stomach guy lies on top. Feels great for everyone. The girls ass has a cushion/trampoline like effect reducing fatigue and prolonging pleasure. Sounds simple, is simple.

The T.Burns Special kinda looks like this:

O------,---- <--- Guy
O----------- <--- Girl

by Arthur J. Comesalot November 1, 2011

pirate special

the act of ejaculating in the eye of a partner until that eye can no longer be used.

I was feeling baby girl so much i had to give her the pirate special

by C March 24, 2003

speckledorfed

Bamboozeled, To be fooled, or to have the wool pulled over youer eyes.

Holy Flimflam, we've been speckledorfed!

by Austin1721 April 11, 2007

special little snowflake

A below average kid who is coddled and rewarded for mediocrity, usually by an overprotective mother, a 'sensitive' dad, or the public education system. The term stems from the concept that, like a snowflake, all children are special and unique and thus they should be treasured just the way they are so as to build their self-esteem.

Deanna's special little snowflake is in for a rude awakening when he gets out into the real world.

by Gettin' N Eiffel February 14, 2008