Smash Pad

A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.
Person A: 'Who's Cheryl Lynn Wilkerson?'

Person B: 'Oh she's just some smash pad I'm talking at.'
by AwesomeRad24 March 23, 2010
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Smash the Granny

A phrase used in the film 'Football Factory' meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.
"So have you smashed the granny out of her recently"
"Aye, last night mate! Fucking magic it was"
by infernios May 22, 2005
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face smashing

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.
by Delish900069 February 13, 2014
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hawk smash

when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
Dan: What is wrong with you dude?

Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash
by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011
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smashing skins

Me and my girl were smashing skins last night.

Gotcha girl backstage and we're smashing skins.
by Yung Psych January 15, 2012
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Keyboard Smash

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Person 1: "aiewhfiuenaijdoijfioa"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
by FunChipin February 11, 2022
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Smash Whore

A person who's main or only attack is the smash ball in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Usually warrants the offender a T-shirt with the word "Smash Whore" on the front in Rhinestones.
I was playing brawl with mango last night and he was being a total Smash Whore!
by FezzTheMonk July 11, 2008
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