dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

by Kieran King January 8, 2009

Smaug

/smaug/

adj.

Something overwhelmingly badass.

The second Hobbit movie was so SMAUG!!!

by DarkFlameSquirrel December 17, 2013

Darren Small Cock

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length

(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”

Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me

by Tasia M. April 15, 2019

smarterchild

a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM.

Me: i have a huge penis
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis.

by ricola November 11, 2006

Smack a Bitch

When someone really needs to get sent back to their senses, You smack a bitch. Either the person acted out of line or was offensive in one way or another; so you smack them, back-handed or open-palmed, either way it needs to be a quick and across the face.

Yo that hoe came all up in my grills, so I just had ta smack a bitch.

by RamK October 5, 2006

smacks o'clock

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.

Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009