Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there

Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "

by Chocsloth November 21, 2017

Sloth

Fat,Retarted,Slow,Lazy, a Tool,Ugly,an Animal (crazy)

Joey you are such a sloth

by Cocky_Party June 17, 2016

Slothing

When you are hanging all over someone like a sloth hangs. Especially in a guy/ girl that doesn't want anything to do with you.

Look at that girl slothing all over Richard.

by Amandaisloves February 10, 2017

Sloth

A person that has a slower pace of life. They are that friend that’s main habitat is the couch and are often found ‘slothing’ round. They are your unemployed friend on a Tuesday and their spirit animal is the slow mammal.

“That person seems so dumb, not much going on between those ears”

“Yeah bro they are such a sloth”

by Jadoes November 30, 2023

slothed

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).

"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."

by unicornmob February 12, 2017

Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.

Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!

by curtkolbane November 2, 2014