Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.

"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****

by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023

Skating

different word for wanna date.

wanna go skating?

by guof34 April 14, 2021

skate it

a terrible skating game made by ea
ea is a game company that makes games

Person 1: ILOVE SKATE IT!!!11!!
Person 2: stfu i dont care

by Fileegy April 6, 2022

Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019

Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022