Sophia and Shrey

the two retards wont get together but act like a oldie couple. they also tell each other everything and pity their absolute best friend, lynett, and wants to trap her because they love her so much that they dont want her to communicate with anyone else. sanchith.

sanchith: "yo sophia and shrey, get together losers."
shrey: "i want to but sophia doesnt loveeeee meeee."
sophia:"i literally hang out with you but you are vanillllaa and slowpoke combined."
lynett:"sophia and shrey are being annoying."

by gvniowghwuioe May 30, 2021

Shreyas

A slightly odd kid who most people consider to be extremely bad in bed but can actually fuck everyone in china in one sitting. He has a fetish for women who dance and get drunk, just like him. He also likes to fuck jews and people who speak german. No relation.

My friend Raghav is such a Shreyas!

by niggaweed June 28, 2016

shredaholic

Someone who has an addiction to shredding paper or cardboard using an electric shredder.

"Do you know that geezer Gary from the crib down the road?"
"Yea dude: He's a shredaholic."
"WTF!!!"

by Burnsy92 April 16, 2008

wookie battle shreak

wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked

wookie battle shreak :wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by wookieguy July 6, 2010

shread

fellatio performed by someone currently wearing braces

I got head from Flo today, but it was more like shread than head.

by florence lawrence April 9, 2008

shread

In which to shred the gnar.

"dude lets go shread!"

"Shread!"

by Deanage282 April 4, 2008

Sheya

Simply a way of saying goodbye with an added lisp.

I'm off! Sheya bro!!

by kpatthethird June 23, 2010