Shitty Sally

A name used to describe your girlfriend or spouse when she doesn't want or won't let u do something you wanna do.

I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.

OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.

by sweetsupraowner February 25, 2010

shitty wet roller

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.

"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"

by BIG-MEAT March 11, 2010

Shitty fucktard bitch whore.

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.

That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.

by Sarahllamapajama September 18, 2012

Shitty Job Creator

A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.

Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.

While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.

“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”

“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”

by flashwildecard May 1, 2015

Shitty bitty

When you are low on tobacco and only have little bits left in the bottom of the pouch.

I'll have to buy new tobacco soon, I'm down to the shitty bitty

by Manicapathetic March 23, 2019

shitty krinkles

When there's shit caked to your foreskin after anal sex.

Bruh, that hooker gave me some serious shitty krinkles.

by d0gl0g June 29, 2019

shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).

I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).

by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020