Sea Weed

A term describing a person who is tripping shit after swimming whilst high on marijuana. This term is also used when a drowned man is found on a beach with marijuana in his pocket.

Example A
Lifeguard A: "oh shit, we got some sea weed in the water."
Lifeguard B: "Damn, those pot heads always come here trippin' shit and make people stop coming to the beach
Lifeguard A: "Yeah, we better go get that guy out of there, he might drown."
Lifeguard B: "Well we might as well watch him go for a bit, it might get funny."
Lifeguard A: "Yeah that is a good idea."

Example B
Rasta A: "Ja mon, i just dun found some Mary Jane In some drowned man's pocket."
Rasta B: "Holy Ganja, come here right quick and we smoke dat stuff off."
Rasta A: "Nah mon, this be my first sea weed i ever done found. I be saving dis stuff for da Jamaican forest fire that be happening soon."
Rasta B: "Ja mon that be a good idea, sea weed be some lucky stuff. I one time found some of dat shit and i won three ounces of Mary Jane."
Rasta A: Well mon, i tink u should come here right quick and do some smokin wit me. I save half for da Jamaican Forest Fire."

by DA RASTA MON February 29, 2012

sea crawlies

A reference to all sea food, including lobster, fish, shrimp, calamari, oysters, etc. with a negative connotation implying that one does not like the sea food.

I don't like sea crawlies, so I'm NOT going to eat at Red Lobster.

by GizmoKoolKat February 27, 2008

sea gulls

These are the people ,only barely, running around walmart on black friday just grabbing everything they see, not even knowing if they want it, but grabbing anyway and even fighting over cheep crap just because the price tag says 80 or 90% off. This could happen at other stores and also on other days but the ultimate outcome is usually some redneck being charged with assult for attacking someone else who grabbed a playstation 3 just before they could.

Look at all those sea gulls in line at walmart, blackfriday is 2 days away. My wife wants to go shopping on black friday but I don't want to get hit by another sea gull this year who waited in line 2 days before for a 2 dollar toaster.

by rockymntnoysters January 19, 2009

Sea Saw

A special taunt (founded in Halo) where one player tea bags the opponent's head while another player alternates the up-and-down motion at the player's feet. Thereby giving the effect of using the opponent's dead body as a see saw. Can be used in combination with jumping and giggling.

We're tied at three tea bags each, but one of ours was a sea saw, that counts for five points.

by CTF BG 4v4 February 4, 2013

Sea Turtle

The last soda in the six pack rings.

Hey, go buy some more soda, I just took the sea turtle.

by thatonlinejerk August 21, 2013

Sea weed in the ocean

A term used to describe the hair on your ass after a long, sweaty and usually hot day.

Matt: Hey Reed what did you do yesterday, it was almost 100 degrees out side?

Reed: I worked on my car all day, when i was done my ass felt like sea weed in the ocean!

by Reed Garrison February 1, 2008

Sea bandit

One who fish, dump waste, and carry weapons in our seas.

Oh George, you're such a sea bandit.

Only a sea bandit would do something like shitting in the ocean.

by bryangregorski April 1, 2009