Code word for sex, when walking up to a stranger (prearranged) at the back of a Co-Op. Must get out IPhone, pretend to not understand directions and say screwfix in strangers ear. The recipient has to suck his own finger in his mouth and then rub it in other chaps ear.
by DirtyOxMan December 29, 2020
Get the Screw-Fixmug. When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.
'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'
by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018
Get the Screw-bliffmug. by Thiccmanatee February 19, 2018
Get the stripped screwmug. by Kellie Bellie July 20, 2008
Get the Screw Scratchmug. When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.
Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.
by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009
Get the Free Screwsmug. To have been caught seriously manipulating or screwing over an individual(s) during a business transaction,and will now be dealt with fiercely,and accordingly.
Our cameras caught you loading an extra pallet of computer chips,that you did not purchase.Your about to get a Jewduian Screw,when the boss arrives.
by JeepsterMike May 12, 2018
Get the Jewduian Screwmug. by doug nowlan, February 22, 2003
Get the screw ballmug.