Screw-bliff

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018

stripped screw

Naked crazy person

Oh man, that’s a stripped screw

by Thiccmanatee February 19, 2018

Jewduian Screw

To have been caught seriously manipulating or screwing over an individual(s) during a business transaction,and will now be dealt with fiercely,and accordingly.

Our cameras caught you loading an extra pallet of computer chips,that you did not purchase.Your about to get a Jewduian Screw,when the boss arrives.

by JeepsterMike May 12, 2018

Screw Scratch

Bruise like mark hicky placed on ones neck during heavy petting foreplay.

It's assumed that when one is wearing a screw scratch, sex was somehow involved.

by Kellie Bellie July 20, 2008

Screwed the Pooch

When you really screw up. Mess things up royally.

He screwed the pooch when he wrecked his truck.

by Georgia Rooster February 27, 2019

Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009

screw ball

when a fat guy screws a tennis ball

give me the goods u green clit

by doug nowlan, February 22, 2003