Homestar Runner 

A website that stopped being funny back in 2003. Since then has become an overkilled cesspit of recurring jokes and predictible randomness. Still updated and thought of as funny among farkers and 12-year-olds.

Hey brothers Chaps, would you like a bigger paddle to beat this dead horse of a website? Fucking move on already.

Homestar Runner by Ralph Mama May 4, 2005

Mystic Runner 

1. The name giving to the legendary person that is often seen sprinting around the UK - England more the most.

No one knows who this person is, it just "mystically runs" passed at random times, too quick for you to see him (legend has it that it is a male - apparently)

Some have heard it cry out strange noises and cries. For example: "oooooooorly"

This could be some sort of distress call or perhaps a mating call to his true love - who, as legend has it, is the reason this person is running around the country.

2. One that runs in a mystical or stealthy manner

1. I was walking along one day when I heard "Ooooorly" then a figure flew passed at great speed. I must have been Mystic Runner

2 Person A: "Yo, yo, s'up guys"
Person B: "Hey how'd joo get passed security"
Person A: "Just call me a Mystic Runner"

Mystic Runner by Mr S. Break(er) December 28, 2005

Bail Runner 

A pick up line that freaks out the person your hitting on. Usually intentionally creepy so you can get someone to stop bugging you/liking you/loving you. Impressive results.

'Hey Margaret?'
'Yes Todd?'
'Anal in the backseat tonight?'
'What? O_O'
(Margaret proceeds to run the fuck away while Todd stands there like an idiot)
(People across the street chuckle)
'Way to pull a bail runner'

Bail Runner by Failsquirrel August 26, 2009

Gilera runner 50 

A scooter only niggers drive

Person1: Look at that guy riding a Gilera Runner 50
Person2: NIGGER!!

Gilera runner 50 by Mrgwenlengg November 22, 2021

Speed runner 

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

Speed runner by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Speed runner 

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

Speed runner by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Speed Runner 

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

Speed Runner by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016