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Road Diamonds

n.

The result of clear "traveler" beer bottles post drinking on long car trips. Especially evident around large signs displaying distances to locations (or "score boards") and can range in sizes from near full bottles to absolute dust depending on variables such as local speed limits, build quality of road furniture and skill level / level of intoxication of bottle ejector.

Also -

Road Emeralds - green bottles
Road Rubys - brown bottles
Broc -"This is a work car, don't just throw bottles on the floor!"

Fish - "Time to make some Road Diamonds!"
by fewlish November 16, 2009
mugGet the Road Diamondsmug.

shingle road

A term used by people in New Zealand to describe a non-asphalt road used surfaced with crushed stone and considered a secondary road. Paul, Orangeville Ontario
Once you leave the main road it continues for several kilometres on a shingle road.
by PKinCanada December 30, 2017
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Road sign

When you aggressively steal a road sign and use it to fuck your mom until she screams then use it on your whole family until they scream or cum and then jerk off onto it and then impregnate your sister with the road sign
Person 1: i did a road sign to my family
Person 2: Same
by Vexk April 12, 2022
mugGet the Road signmug.

The Wax Road

1. Rock'n'Roll music group from Republic of Moldova; 2. A road from Dreamland where people are throwing their ear wax on.
1. I use to listen to The Wax Road's music.
2. I put my ear wax on THE WAX ROAD.
by Hmm.zzz May 6, 2020
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Road Hash

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it resembles hash browns covered in ketchup; Also a woman's genitalia that has been extremely over used.
Just the thought of eating that road hash makes me sick to my stomach!
by thecougar727 May 20, 2011
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load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)
Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!
by Killer9080 December 29, 2013
mugGet the load on the roadmug.

Back road

In the Caribbean where prostitutes hang out to get pick up by someone
Man 1: yow mi guh round a back road last night and pick up thickass

Man 2: say word
by Pmoys@yesman1276 February 18, 2020
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