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Carpenter's Revenge 

The act of forcibly inserting a hammer into the anus of an opponent. In optimal conditions, the blunt end and nail-extraction apparatus will both achieve penetration, however, any portion of the hammer enterring the rectum is sufficient. At this point, the executor of the Carpenter's Revenge will procede to rotate the hammer in a circular motion, inflicting serious damage (and/or pleasure) to the anal walls.
1. Holy shit! Bob the Builder went to town on Pedro's anus with the Carpenter's Revenge.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
Carpenter's Revenge by Keegan K August 23, 2007
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Waffles Revenge 

1.Potatoe waffles take revenge on the world and become the dominant species
2.A nasty waffle from the previous day wreaks havoc in your bowels causing the chronic 'wild shites'
3.Someone called waffles takes revenge
1. the waffles revenge is finally upon us
2.Damn that waffles revenge is fucking. up my anus, you can smell the cherries(shit).
3.Waffles got his revenge on Peado Percy.
Waffles Revenge by Comero February 11, 2004

titturd 5: blondes revenge

when a blonde says something smart for once
OMG that blonde just said something smart - yes they pulled a titturd 5: blondes revenge

Hidden Revenge

A kickass progressive metal Band based in cincinnati. currently working on their first full length studio album. uses sabbath style riffs with metallica like vocals. Just recently incorporated a female singer.
Have you heard Hidden Revenge yet? they're kickass
Hidden Revenge by Behrevenge January 22, 2009

USS Revenge 

A figurative dreadnought that resembles the revenge and venagance of guop members who got shut down by a girl interest. However, USS Revenge will dominate and destroy anything in its path, leaving nothing but tears and pain. USS revenge is a home wrecker, titty smasher, and of course a menance. Revenge is near
All the boys talk about is the USS Revenge after I told Jameson I didn’t love him
USS Revenge by DoctorUSSRevenge October 18, 2022

Furry revenge day 

On November 28th after Beat a Furry Day, all furries are allowed to k!ll the ones that murdered the furries and the humans cannot fight back.
We need to take revenge, let's start the Furry Revenge day.

Hiroshima's Revenge 

1) violent illness that takes over a person who has just consumed bad sushi

2) symptoms similar to Montezuma's Revenge
"Man, I was throwing up all night. I think I got Hiroshima's Revenge from that sushi."

"I can't make it to work today. I have a bad case of Hiroshima's Revenge."
Hiroshima's Revenge by Laura Allen December 12, 2006