rear bagger

to stick one's testicles in a girl's anus.

see dog in a bathtub

"...her ass is pretty loose so I decide to pull the rear bagger and she's cool with it..."

by Thrilla from Manila July 3, 2008

borderline retarded

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.

That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.

by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010

retarted

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.

I am retarted. (yes you are!)

by Super Cool Joe May 13, 2003

retarded randy

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.

dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.

by retarded randy May 3, 2008

Big Red Retard

A nickname for professinal wrestler, Kane aka Glen Jacobs. This nickname was coined by The Rock, and always and forever will be known and connected with Kane

"The Big Red Retard can finally speak!"

by JTRAIN28 December 31, 2011

retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

retarf

Higher level of a retard. One that is beyond a retard.

To be precise, a retarded fucker.

Tom: Do you think homeless people get knock knock jokes?
Scribby: ...retarf

by xscrbx April 16, 2013