Nancy Reagan

The protagonist (and most ignorant) of all anti-drug campaigners.

My name is Nancy Reagan and drugs are bad. I also don't have the slightest idea what I'm talking about, but the government sure does a good brain-washing job.

by Harrison Adams August 27, 2008

Reagan

one who seems to be super cool and confident

.. you are being such a reagan about this

by Massie July 28, 2008

reagan

Usually very small in size. They tend to be quite annoying at times but overall cool. They are known for being pretty but a bit of a bitch. They are known for having 2 main lovers a Robert or a Rayquan so if you aren't one of them chances are you don't have a chance. They hate splitting poles.

"Who's that flirting with Robert ,must be reagan."
"Who's rayquans girlfriend? Im pretty sure it's reagan"

by therealone076 April 17, 2017

retago

When you're tired of being somewhere and you are ready to leave.

Or
You now know that you have reached your maximum level of involvement in said place and you are prepared to abruptly disappear from said place.

"Girl I'm so tired of this job, I'm retago."

by Attractthem December 31, 2016

retailzombie

One who must slave to a cash register for hours on end with no breaks for lunch or for the bathroom.

What shift do you have today?

I am the retailzombie.

by Dylan Satchel July 20, 2008

Reagon Porter

One who is of arabian decent. Usually is a very very fun person and has flawless indian chinese british ARABAIAN and spanish accents. Oh and can play the guitar!

I saw a Reagon Porter the other day she was a quite cool person.

That Reagon Porter is quite a cool cat!

by arab1234 July 18, 2009

Retail Superstar

A retail assistant that believes they have super human powers when it comes to fashion. In their mind their level of importance and abilities put them on par with Einstein and God.
"No soup for you!"
"He has a sixth sense when it comes to fashion. He new you weren't going to buy it even before you left the house"
In reality these people offer little to the word, and are classified in evolution as a FAIL!

Insofar as our employee goes; Similar to our product offerings, our employees are selected with a similar approach. Chris whom served you is a qualified stylist whom has a sixth sense for fashion, and Chris’s only problem is that he is too good at what he does, and as I am sure you are aware, people whom are talented, generally do not tolerate having their time wasted, which is the reason you were provoked to leave the store.
Whilst I concede that you work for chain retailer, unfortunately that does not make us like for like. It is probably fair to assume, a lot of what I have said in this email, either doesn’t make sense to you, or you totally disagree with it all, which is what I would expect (unless of course I have you totally wrong – which I doubt).
Let me guess, you would never, ever hire Chris in the course of your duty, would you? This is the very reason, why your comment “from one retailer to another” is so disproportionate, it’s almost as though we are in a totally different industries. Chris is a retail superstar, who possess unparalleled ability, and I am sorry you feel upset by him, but he knew you were not going to buy anything before you even left your house.

by Retail Superstar October 1, 2011