readatard

someone who is addicted to reading and is unaware of their surroundings and lives when reading

the readatard didnt hear his friend talking to him

by rosemaryj December 30, 2009

redank

redemption shot in beer pong

man, you gotta get the redank to keep this game going!

by kewlkid101swag November 20, 2013

redal ram

Probably the worst person you will ever meet. Redal Rams are against swear jars because they don't believe in apoligizing for being vulgar. You can usually find a Redal Ram hiding behind a desk in a hipster guidance councelors office. A Redal Ram might come across as nice, intelligent, and attractive, but do not be fooled! It is an illusion that will soon be shattered when you hear that he uses the Internet to solve a Rubik's cube!

Sam: Hey, guidance counselor, can you refer me to someone who can teach me how to cheat on a Rubik's cube and rap about Hamlet?
Barcomb: Yes, go visit Redal Ram that's hiding behind his shelter of a desk!

by Umidunnomytacoissexy February 6, 2015

Redactulous

When a document is redacted to the point of being unintelligible.

This document is redactulous, it's unreadable!

by wrappingadmission June 11, 2015

redantic

(adj.) the quality of one who possesses a reduction in thought so as to purvey an elementary establishment of a fallacious premise; (syn. to:) pedantic

I would say that Drumpf was more redantic than Gooli Jani, but he'd never make an appointment!

by ssppuunn December 10, 2016

redanticism

(n.) the act or the practice of being falsely instructional, so as to purvey a modicum of fealty to those who obey and/or believe in the bullshit.

"Hey, when Trump said 'Build the Wall', it made me want to reverse rape one of those Mexicans! That is how deep my redanticism goes!"

by ssppuunn December 10, 2016

Reid White

Not nearly as hot as Laney

Wow he's such a Reid White, if only he could be a Josie Miles Thompson or Laney Smith

by Notlaneyforsure April 6, 2017